2020 Season Begineths Now!

¡Hola!

Our ridiculous club begins the 2020 Season in only one week - with a session of practiceish activity at Kell Yeah / Carlton J. Kell High Skewwel.

The boys and our army of goalkeepers will be on point to shake off the rust ahead of our Celebrity Death Match on November 10th vs. ourselves (Hogs1 totally going down! — Lurvve, Hogs2) and the dreaded Blue Footed Boobies, aka “The Boobs” (please support the Boobs here).

Notable attendees will include Sir Dirt, at least 3 goalies, an MLL player, Gerber, Drewtayto, Aaaaaadam, Mitcheetch, Yung Mono and more. Everyone on the Hogs has a nickname, whether they want one or not.

We have a few weeks of good times at Kell this Fall, and will wrap up mid-December. If you’re interested in joining our club, please check out our join form here.

Aaaaaaaaaadam having a great time.

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SAFTB

2019 Color Games: The Tradition Continues

Fancy intra-squad scrimmages you say…

During the winter months when other clubs’ players are in colleck doing sports stuff the 🦔s scrimmage ourselves. Color Games. We pretend these are real games, wearing our uniforms so we can get sweet, sweet instagram pics, but they’re fake indeed.

We are fake news.

We don’t remember the scores, we do remember that Adam Kornuth is a terrible referee, and that the Hogs defeated Reinhardt because they crashed our Fake News Bowl in January. There you go, NAIA 🥇🥇🥇

If you were a Hog you could do this too.

These two teams hate each other!

I wants to play too!

Rivals for lyfe.

Convincing advertising. Tacos!

This ref is hot garbage, and his scooter is evil.

East Cobb March Color Game

The Tradition continues...

On this Episode of "Hogs n' Stuff", we played lacrosse again. Team Shark Attack (White), led by Anthony "Gerber" Winters, won in fake overtime, 4-3, against Team Spring, Summer, Fall, Beat Winters, led by Hunter Alexander. We also performed fake face-offs and had an invisible referee. 

The April Color Game will change format: White vs. Blue vs. Average Joes. Average Joes will be our dirtiest (in more ways than one) players. 

Pictures of the game are here.

White leads the series 2 - 1. 

The most orange cleats ever produced.

Philly looking to go Full Send

Chuckles and Cankles

Mittens and Lax - Blue vs. White Scrimmy

Hog Fam-

The club had it's second Blue vs. White Scrimmage of the year at Kell High School - Blue were "Mathletes from Georgia Tech", led by GK Matt Sommerfeldt; White was "PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018", led by GK Matt McCarthy. 

It was surely a cold day in Hell because everyone showed up promptly for the most part and no one flaked. Club played full sides with ample subs. The boys also got their new frosty mitts: Warrior Evo Pros and Brine King Elites. Pictures don't do them justice!  

Mathletes took the game with a score of 7 - 1 over the Korean Winter Games. The Series is now tied 1 - 1. The winner gets beer pitchers at Taco Mac and a pic with Rupert the Hog.

The squad welcomed some new guests and players this past weekend: Stephen Dolbow (Mid), Andrew Taralongo (Mid), Jack Quinn (Def), Jeffrey Allar (Mid), Jake Sciotto (Def), Tanner Fant (Att). As always, if you're interested in playing lacrosse with our club, check out this page here.

Next event: Blue vs. White, 3 March 2018. 

Here are some snaps - more pics on our Facebook page here.

East Cobb Boxing Day Lacrosse Scrimmage at Kell

Hogs and all Hog Friends,

We invite you to come out to Kell High School and play some lax under the lights this Boxing Day, the 26th of December (a/k/a Tuesday). 

7:30 PM | Stadium Field 

Depending on numbers we may break down into squads of 7 or 8 and play a round robin battle to the death. 

Donations of $5 welcome to help pay for the field. 

Last chance to do Sports in 2017! 

 

Last Week of Fall Pickup at Kell

Hogs & Hog Friends-

Next weekend is it for Fall Pickup at Kell - we want to go out with a strong showing - full 10 a side tilly time. Bring a friend. Donations welcome. 

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM, Saturday, 28 October

Carlton J. Kell High School, Track Field (see map below)

Look at these awesome pics - you too can play D vs Phil or an annoying attackman like Tyler. 

 

Solid showing to start Fall Pickup

Fall Pick-up at Kell is now in full swing. We had 28 players on the field yesterday, with two goalkeepers and a back-up Hector the Rejector just in case. 

We're continuing these until October 28th -- and have one last free (but donations encouraged) pick-up this month on September 30th. Wives, girlfriends, kids all welcome - we had a handful of kids at the field (plenty of space) yesterday, some fiddle-stixx and goals and balls etc. 

If you are able to make it out next weekend, please bring a gallon of water. There is no hose at the field. 

As a reminder, next edition:

Date/Time:    Saturday, September 30, 2017 @ 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM 

Location:       Carlton J. Kell High School (map below)

Details:          Track Field (BEHIND THE SCHOOL - NOT THE FOOTBALL FIELD)

***Donations welcome to support the program***